More paintball casualties

We went and played paintball again. I had my turn at injury with the broken finger. It was dh's turn. He was pretending he was Lara Croft or Mr. Smith or something and jumped in a hole. He tore the major muscles in his calf really badly. He's now on a serious regimen of physical therapy and is on crutches. When he's not in so much pain, I laugh immensely at him and call him names like Gimpy McCrutch. LMAO! He then tries to hit me with said crutch. Good times. LOL! I guess it's Joey's turn next. Doh! I can't wait to go play again but the docs say that it'll be 6-8 weeks before dh's leg is healed. I'm gonna have to start chasing kids around the neighborhood and shooting them with my splat gun. LOL! I need my fix!