Menstrual whaaaaaaaaaat?

So, Thing 1 is taking Family Life this week. He comes home yesterday and I jokingly ask if he learned what a penis and a vagina are. He says "Nope, we learned about girls' periods. You know their menstrualbation." MENSTRUALBATION. Seriously. I think he has a couple things confused. Of course, I laughed my ass off and had to call and out him to Master P and her dh. My dh was overcome with laughter and we tortured the poor kid about it for the rest of the night. We will no doubt torture him with this for the rest of his life. LMAO!